Hey idiot? yeah you!!! LoL
Ok so im at a buddies house, his wife is reading the paper they pay like $4 or whatever a week to have that Guy in his Broken down Datsun B210 throw on his doorstep every day?
You know the guy right ? lol
Ok so As she read the paper? He was readin the same article Online at the Whatever.com the newspaper has
SO you fucking genious!! You pay how much for online each month? And you can read the same shit online, as they drop at your door so you can get all Inky and shit?
Ok Argue with me that you use it for Firewood Kindling? SHMUCK!! You can go to Any Grocery store on the planet on a certain day and Get the Papers they didnt sell with the Labels ripped Off so they can get the Refund for them, so you can get the Same Paper that Takes up all your fucking floor that did you didnt read all week , or could have read online anyway?
Or keep payin for the Paper?!?!
Hmm ok
So hey? you know that 4 Bucks a Week? What we got 52 weeks in a year there huh Dr Brilliant? 52 x 4 = 208? More Brilliance i know , thank you , thank you, ill be here all week, no seriously thank you LoL
ok feel free to Toss me that $200 bucks youre About to waste on the Newspaper this year MORON!!! Fuck you can steal one from Mickey Fuckin D's, or Hotel If youre That much of a Jamoche!!!
And if your paper doesnt have a Online.com address? Where the fuck you live? Zimba-zulu-alaamachha?
And ok, the Sunday Paper Argument? Coupons and Shit? HELLO!!! Youre going shopping right? Well OK FINE!! Let Sunday be the day YOU BUY THE PAPER AT THE STORE TO GO SHOPPING WITH THE COUPONS!! Fine ill give you that, But only you Sunday Coupon Clippin Freaks !!!
Stop paying for the paper Man!! What the fuck is wrong with you!! LoL 200$ a Year, mental midget!!!
The Only thing you need to start paying is..........................
ATTENTION!!!
Ok then!! Just thought id enjoy that little ditty, Fuckin New Yorkers man, Ya just never know!! lol
Ciao!!!