The lung biopsy.

[ZORRO]

If anybody tells you that when you have a lung biopsy you walk into a room, take off your shirt, get on a table, and have the Doc put a needle in your back, TELL HIM HE IS FULL OF SHIT AND INSANE!!!!!

2 Doctors, 2 nurses, at a Cat Scan machine, and you sign papers stating that you know you can die during this procedure.

A whole lot of pain as a needle they only use on horses is injected in your back. Dispite the novacaine there is still pain as the fucking thing goes in your lung.

And.......he put it in around 7 times. She (the other Doc on the microscope)
didn't have enough for her tests.
Also, he had a very hard time with my ribs. He understood when I told him that "ALL" my ribs were broken in order to do the "open Heart" job on me.
Thats why my ribs weren't where he expected to find them.
They also sawed my sternum right down the middle to get at my heart for that operation.

FUN AND GAMES,EH? Want to join me?

When he came back a third time, I said "whats up Doc, making sure its "small cell Cancer"????'.
He said that it...... "WAS NOT SMALL CELL".
Small cell is 100% SURE DEATH!
Nobody lives with small cell.

Do I believe him? No I don't.
We will find out by this week-end. They check it out many times before they give you the results.

We will see if I make the next college football season. :winner:
:winner:

[CanadianGuy]

Shitty zorro. To distract you from the needle being put through your back and into your lung they should have the nurse slowly strip and get naked to distract you. Maybe bring a poll in there so she can do a little dance. I hate needles.

[bpd67]

Yes but only if she is hot, some nurses are nasty, of course I should watch myself, my girlfriend is a nurse. Hope things work out alright Zorro.

[ZORRO]

Originally posted by CanadianGuy
Shitty zorro. To distract you from the needle being put through your back and into your lung they should have the nurse slowly strip and get naked to distract you. Maybe bring a poll in there so she can do a little dance. I hate needles.



Funny you said that. I happen to be a VERY cold type. My wife refers to me as a sociopath. Also Macho.
Well, I had made it a point to talk to the nurse when this was over.

GUESS WHY??????

During the times he put that thing in my lungs SHE HELD AND RUBBED MY HANDS.
I told her afterwards that what she did may seem like nothing but it meant a lot to me at that time.

She told me that many guys told her the same thing.
I don't give a shit how manly you are....when you're facing "that" it is damn nice to have a lady hold your hands.

I guess that brings us back to when Mom took care of us.

I always tell my 4 yr old grandson that I came here for hugs and kisses...he says "ONLY HUGS...NO KISSES"
Is that a "true" boy?