NFLMINNOWPHD
07-10-2006, 04:19 AM
Research shows that there are actually 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny
that you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other
in the hallway, you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when
you ca nnot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex. This means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun again at night.
OOPS!
Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex...
You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny
that you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other
in the hallway, you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when
you ca nnot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called: Religious Sex. This means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun again at night.
OOPS!
Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex...
You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!