NFLMINNOWPHD
07-24-2006, 08:34 AM
A very unattractive, nasty, mean-acting woman walks
into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
The ugly woman snarls, "Hell no, the oldest one, he's
9, and the younger one, she's 7.
"Why... Do you think they really look alike?"
"Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice"
into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
The ugly woman snarls, "Hell no, the oldest one, he's
9, and the younger one, she's 7.
"Why... Do you think they really look alike?"
"Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't
believe you got laid twice"