College Football Acronmys

[grandmaster]

Whats up guys.
Im getting a little bored waiting for football season to start, :sleep: and I got to thinking about some funny acronyms for college football teams. Most of them are negative, but theyre all pretty funny and/or accurate. Ive come up with about 30 or 40, and Ill post one or two everyday to help pass the time. Be sure to check back for updates.

Louie, Feel free to make an article outta these. And everyone else, go ahead and add to the list of you can think of any. :clap:

[grandmaster]

First up: Michigan "What can I say about them that hasnt already been said about Afganistan? They looked bombed out and depleted."-(Dave Chappelle at the Player Haters Ball) :funny:

Dale, youre gonna love this one, but to show my unbias, Ill be sure to do Ohio State next ;)

MICHIGAN
Money
Is
Changing
Hands
Involving
Gay
Ass
Negotiations

:funny:

next up: Ohio State

[grandmaster]

OHIO STATE

OVERRATED
HORSESHOE
IDIOTS
ONLY
SHOW
TOUGHNESS
AFTER
TERRIBLE
EFFORTS

:funny:


up next: Kansas

[donkeypunch]

nice grand man, lol. Thankfully Central Michigan maybe too long for anything too catchy I hope!

[grandmaster]

nice grand man, lol. Thankfully Central Michigan maybe too long for anything too catchy I hope!

:funny:
May have to shorten it to chips. Though you'd be surprised, Ive got really good ones for Boise State and Northwestern. :hitit:

I'll see what I can come up with for ya.;)

[grandmaster]

KANSAS

They won a lot of games last year, but didn't play anybody.:nono:


Kudos
Anyway
Newbies.
Sorry
Ass
Scheduling.

:funny:

next up: Virginia Tech (because they lost to Kansas and cost me 100 bucks.) :angryfire

[grandmaster]

VIRGINIA TECH Im gonna have to shorten this one, but Hokie Nation can deal with it. :punching:

Vick!

Therefore
Expect
Cheating
Here





thats right. :D

[Louie]

Got one for West Virginia? I enjoy watching this program take it's beatings...

[grandmaster]

Got one for West Virginia? I enjoy watching this program take it's beatings...

not yet. That ones gonna be tough, I was having trouble with Virginia. Putting a west in front of it doesnt make it easier. :(


next up South Carolina (this is a good one. I promise) ;)

[grandmaster]

South Carolina

Dim the lights. Here comes Cocky's 2001:

SPURRIER
OVERRATED...
USUALLY
TEAM
HAS
CRAPPY
ASS
RETARDED
OFFENSIVE
LINE...
IDIOTS
NEVER
ACHIEVE!

next: Clemtown :funny:

[grandmaster]

CLEMSON

Cheating Leaves Everyone Mad! Start Over Now. :funny:




next: Baylor

[grandmaster]

Bayltown ...they had a really good punter last year.:rolleyes:

Bears
Accept
Yearly
Losing
Openly
Right ???



I got one for West Vagina, Louie! :moneybags:

[grandmaster]

Got one for West Virginia? I enjoy watching this program take it's beatings...

:pimpsmilie: I couldn't wait to post this one. :D

WVA

Wont
Everyone
See
That
Very
Ignorant
Rednecks'
Greed
Issues
Never
Involve
A-ju-kay-shun?

:drunkgoofy:



:eek: :clap: :ontheground:

Unfortunately thats gonna cost ya though Louie...Notre Dame is next... :devilsmile:

[Louie]

:ontheground::funny:

WVU's first 3 road games on their 2008 schedule:

1. East Cupcake State,
2. RolloverandDie U
3. SlowButSmart College

[Louie]

Unfortunately thats gonna cost ya though Louie...Notre Dame is next... :devilsmile:I can handle it...I knew it was commin'

[grandmaster]

Notre Shame :funny:

NEVER
OPEN
TO
REAL
EXPERTS.

DRUGS
AND
MONEY
EXCEL.


:bong::moneytoss:

NEXT UP: Ive got 2 for LSU :clap:

[Louie]

Drugs? I got a better one for the Irish. Although, this is sort of treason..

NEVER
OVERACHIEVES
THEIR
RANKING
EXPECTATION

DELUSIONAL
ALUMNISTS
MAKE
EXCUSES

[Louie]

I also got a good one for West Virginia :)

W-hen
E-veryones
S-ees
T-hose

V-ictories
I-nvolving
R-outine
G-ames,
I-t's
N-ot
I-mpressing
A-anyone

[grandmaster]

Drugs? I got a better one for the Irish. Although, this is sort of treason..

NEVER
OVERACHIEVES
THEIR
RANKING
EXPECTATION

DELUSIONAL
ALUMNISTS
MAKE
EXCUSES




I also got a good one for West Virginia :)

W-hen
E-veryones
S-ees
T-hose

V-ictories
I-nvolving
R-outine
G-ames,
I-t's
N-ot
I-mpressing
A-anyone

:funny: good stuff :clap: These are fun, and really not that hard to come up with :moneybags:

LSU= LOSES STRAIGHT UP

LSU= LES! SHUT UP!

[grandmaster]

boise state

B eating
O klahoma
I nvolves
S howing
E veryone
S tupid
T ricks,
A lbeit
T eam
E ffort. :cool:

[grandmaster]

GEORGIA

Give
Each
Other
Rigorous
Gay
Intercourse
Always


:funny: :ontheground:

next: Tulsa

[grandmaster]

TULSA

Team Unexplainably Loses Somehow Always!



next Tulane

[grandmaster]

ahhhhrgh! been freakin busy lately... :angryfire


Terrible Useless Losers. Atrociousness Never Ends



next: War Eagle

[grandmaster]

AUBURN

Always Underrated, But Usually Results Nothing :funny:


next: HAWAII

[grandmaster]

Horrible Away. Wins Always Inside Island:funny::clap:

next Washington

[grandmaster]

W-eelingham
A-lways
S-hows
H-ow
I-gnorance
N-ever
G-ets
T-itles
O-r
N-otoriety

:funny:

Next: Rutguhs :cool:

[grandmaster]

RUTGERS

Rice
Used
Ten
G's.
Everyone
Raised
Suspicions

:funny:






next: Nebraska

[grandmaster]

Nebraska


Never Ending Boring Running Attack Seldom Keeps Attention. :funny:



next: Miami

[grandmaster]

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Whattcha know bout them Miami boys?
Whattcha know bout them Miami boys?
Whattcha know bout them Miami boys, Hurricane ballin' boys?



M odels
I mmigrants
A nd
M etrosexual
I diots

next: Northwestern

[Louie]

LOL :funny:

[grandmaster]

NORTHWESTERN

N-o
O-ne
R-espects
T-heir
H-apless
W-retched
E-ffort.
S-ome
T-eams
E-ven
R-est
N-ine!


:eek:


NEXT; MARSHALL

[grandmaster]

MARSHALL


M-oss
A-llowed
R-eefer.
S-ucked
H-orribly
A-fter
L-eftwich
L-eft

:funny:

next: Ball State

[grandmaster]

BALL STATE

extra...extra...read all about it!!!

Look for this headline in the Muncie Newspaper for 08.

:funny:

Buried Alive, Losers Leave Stadium Too Ashamed To Exist!!




next: Minnesota dontcha know. :eek:

[Louie]

We'll have to start a poll for the best one...

[grandmaster]

MINNESOTA lets make fun of their new upgraded facilities. :moneybags:

Millions Invested, No New Excitement-Seems Outrageous To All.

:funny:

next Tennessee

[grandmaster]

TENNESSEE

Oh Rocky Top! Youll always be.....
Home sweet home to meeeeee...
Good Ole Rocky Top! WOOOOOO!!!!
Rocky Top Tennessee!!!!

Terrible Execution Nothing New, Extreme Song Singing Excruciates Everyone

:funny:

next Vandy

[grandmaster]

VANDERBILT


Very Awful. Never Deep. Everyone Ravages Boring Ignorant Losing Team


next- memphis

[grandmaster]

Memphis (1)

Makin' Easy Money Pimpin' Hoes Is Serious (origin-Three Six Mafa {I think???}):confused:

Memphis (2)

fucking assholes cost me first place in my march madness pool because their worthless coach didnt foul that guy before he shot a three!

Im never gonna let that go, and to commemorate that team, Im changing Memphis official name to ----"FACMFPIMMMPBTWCDFTGBHSAT" :angryfire

Many
Errors.
Moronic
Pathetic
Horrible
Idiots
Suck!

(and so does their football team) :D

next: Penn State.

[Louie]

:funny: :funny:

[grandmaster]

PENNSYLVANIA STATE NITTANY LIONS

Paterno Endless. Never New Strategy Takes Away Tv Enjoyment.


:funny:

NEXT ILLINOIS

[squirreljf]

this has been cracking me up. I don't have any but has anyone else ever wanted to see Oregon St play South Carolina... look at those beavers block those cocks! .. the cock are tring to score but the beavers just won't let them in... lol...

[Louie]

"And the cock plows through that beaver for the score"

[grandmaster]

I like watching Oregon state play the "other" USC every year.


The trojans are going to explode all over the beavers!:funny:

[Louie]

Alright...now, we're starting to look like a board filled with 2 year olds...lol

[grandmaster]

ILLINOIS

Idiots Love Losing In November. Orange Is Stupid


:funny:




and I cant wait to add NCState after last nights patheticness. Yes thats a word in my little world...


NCSTATE No Chance. Someone Tell Athletes To Excel

seriously!
:funny::angryfire:funny: