bigwinnner8
08-21-2008, 02:12 AM
At which of the following do you think you have the best shot???
1. Going a round with Mike Tyson in his prime
2. Tackling Jerome Bettis in full pads at full speed
3. Hitting 1/10 of Matt Holliday's pitches in play
4. Beating Dwayne Wade in a game of PIG
Every multiple choice question has one answer you can eliminate right away as not possibly being correct, here its fighting Tyson in his prime. That is suicide. Your best bet at tackling Bettis is to just dive at his knee's and hope to trip him up. No average man can stand him up or shoulder tackle him without just bouncing off. I'm pretty sure I could get a piece of a Holliday pitch but it might be more of a foul tip into the catchers glove if I'm lucky. I don't see myself putting a ball in play, an MLB pitcher using all of his pitches is also pretty near impossible. The game of PIG with Wade would pretty much be a lost cause, I could try shooting with my eyes closed, or from behind the backboard, or from half court or something but I'm pretty sure he has a better shot at making those shots then I do.
After the in-depth analysis I think I'll take on Jerome Bettis. The odds are slim, but if I dive at his knees/ankles there's a chance I'll knock him down.
1. Going a round with Mike Tyson in his prime
2. Tackling Jerome Bettis in full pads at full speed
3. Hitting 1/10 of Matt Holliday's pitches in play
4. Beating Dwayne Wade in a game of PIG
Every multiple choice question has one answer you can eliminate right away as not possibly being correct, here its fighting Tyson in his prime. That is suicide. Your best bet at tackling Bettis is to just dive at his knee's and hope to trip him up. No average man can stand him up or shoulder tackle him without just bouncing off. I'm pretty sure I could get a piece of a Holliday pitch but it might be more of a foul tip into the catchers glove if I'm lucky. I don't see myself putting a ball in play, an MLB pitcher using all of his pitches is also pretty near impossible. The game of PIG with Wade would pretty much be a lost cause, I could try shooting with my eyes closed, or from behind the backboard, or from half court or something but I'm pretty sure he has a better shot at making those shots then I do.
After the in-depth analysis I think I'll take on Jerome Bettis. The odds are slim, but if I dive at his knees/ankles there's a chance I'll knock him down.