The Cleveland Browns

[grandmaster]

I can not believe how bad a football team can be! Absolute disgrace.

Here I was all excited to see the Browns play for the first time all year, and I knew they were bad, but that was just beyond words. I have NEVER seen a pro team play that bad of a game, and Ive seen a lot of games. And the NFL put it on Monday night footbll? That wont happen again for a long long time. Hope you got your fill Cleveland fans. That was the browns chance. Say goodbye to primetime tv games.

And for the NFL to acually allow for a team to suck...that bad...just goes to show that the league needs to be contracted. The talent level in the NFL obviously isnt enough to fill the rosters of 32 teams. Unfortunately, theres a market for it, but only because of stupid fantasy football, so it probably wont happen. But someone should honestly step in and say "nope. youre not a pro team anymore."

I think the NFL got it right when they let Modell take the browns away and turn them into the ravens. The problem is Cleveland fans whined...they never should have brought them back. Good. We got what we wanted. I wish they would just eliminate the Cleveland Browns for good. Just discentigrate the team, and let the players and coaches become free agents. Everyone on that team with their with their entitlement attitudes would jockey for a spot on somebody else's scout team. I dont care how bad the coaching is, theres no excuse to have some of those guys on your roster. And theyre all starters, and theyre all multi-millionaires!

There isnt a single player on that offense who deserves to call himself a professional football player. Even Cribbs looked overrated. Maybe it was the ravens defense, but god! I am shocked. There is no way that those players are getting paid. For that performance? There is no way! You could field a team from the stands that could play better offense than that! And Im not even joking.

And Brady Quinn...can you make it more obvious that all you care about is not getting intercepted? 1 actual pass attempt longer than 10 yards? Jesus, anybody can throw a wide reciever screen every play, and get the ball batted back in your face 7 times!

I just started laughing after awhile.

Gruden, Jawarski gave up on commentating after the pick 6. They knew it was over, the fans knew it, everyone left. Then Monday night football turned into 2 quarters of filler, and jokes and even more bad football.

Then, just when you think it cant get worse...Last 20 seconds Browns get the ball back. Brady Quinn...Oh look at me! I play to the end! Im such a competitor. I never give up. Look at my hair. Brady throws the ball as far as he can, way out of bounds. Try to intercept this...Second down, Brady, again throws the hail Mary way out of bounds. Then on the last play of the game, 8-yard completion. nice job Brady. Nobodys watching so that'll make you look slightly less shitty in your stat sheet. Then Cribbs gets blindsided and carted off the field. I mean...its almost funny. The whole reason even I watched the entire game was for the gross factor. They didnt disappoint in that aspect. No way a team is that bad? No way?

Now, what are they going to do next? I almost hope they dont score again all year, just so everyone on the offense all lose their jobs, every single one of them, and have to fall back on that college degree most of them could have gotten for free, but didnt. No? Plan C is take a job in a factory somewhere and brag about being an ex-NFL football player "before I blew out my knee". Yeah sure...thats even too good a fate for them. I am just disgusted.

I guess the browns are already playing for first pick in the draft. Its pretty bad when a team can throw all of their games to have an advantage the next year...like the Cavs did the year before they drafted LeBron. (which is hilariously upsetting that nobody EVER has had the balls to admit). Absolutely true, and that is the scummiest move in all of pro sports, but you dont hear anything from fans. I am so sick of Cleveland, and I honest to God hope they never never never win a pro sports championship as long as I live. And I hope the browns fans realize what a waste it it to constantly go to their games, and provide these players salaries for the product they put out. Jesus christ!

This thread is garbage, and it can stay here in the dumpster along with the browns.





"Myoplex...

Now Im done."

[bigwinnner8]

Showdown next weekend. The Cleveland offense vs the Lions defense. Should be a great game.

[donkeypunch]

Showdown next weekend. The Cleveland offense vs the Lions defense. Should be a great game.

I really hope this game ends in a tie, because I guarantee that neither team will deserve to win this game.