How To Maintain Your Sanity

[NFLMINNOWPHD]

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
>Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
>2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
>3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>Fries
>with that.
>
>4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>
>5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
>Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
>6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
>Diamonds"
>
>7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>
>8. Don't use any punctuation
>
>9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
>10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
>face.
>
>11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>
>12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
>13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
>
>14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
>Sounds
>All Day.
>
>15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
>Party
>Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
>16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
>Bottom.
>
>17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>
>18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
>Yelling
>"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
>19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
>Going To
>Have To Let One Of You Go."
>
>20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
>
>Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
>
>Its Called therapy.

[kbiggz]

i like that, i think i read that before but it would be funny trying to do some of those things.

[Superman]

thats some good stuff...here comes the banana!!