>>
>>
>>MASTERCARD WEDDING
>>
>>You gotta (?) love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding
>>that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
>>even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
>>
>>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
>>microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>>coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
>>especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
>>father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>>
>>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
>>special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
>>including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift
>>for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
>>
>>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
>>with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
>>and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there,
>>just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
>>turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride
>>and said, "F---you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
>>"I'm outta here."
>>
>>He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
>>would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
>>affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
>>the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
>>members.
>>
>>This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think he might get a
>>MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?:
>>
>>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
>>
>>Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000.
>>
>>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
>>
>>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
>>humping the best man..........Priceless.
>>
>>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
>>MASTERCARD!!!








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