Old Guys
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> Its hell getting old
> An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
> normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are
> you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
>
> Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
> he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
> bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes
> off. " WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.
>
> A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife.
> "Helen," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in
> awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
> night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done
> POOF! the light goes off?
>
> "Oh my God!" Helen exclaims.
> "he's pissing in the refrigerator again!
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