The superbowl ticket

[stewman21]

> Subject: FW: Super Bowl ticket
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> THE SUPER BOWL TICKET
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> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
> man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
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> "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
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> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
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> a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
> world, and not use it?
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> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
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> with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
> haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
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> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
> seat?".
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> The man shakes his head. "No ... they're all at the funeral."
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[greatdivide]

HA!