Monday's Plays

[Steve O]

Survived NFL Sunday going 5-4. I may have had my final harrah this weekend going nuts on picks. It was profitable overall, but for the most part it is time to buckle down and concentrate on College hoopies. Watching the 68 games this weekend, I have come to the conclusion that I wanna slap the hell out of all these stupid athletes. They do some damn annoying and predictable things in football and basketball. For ex, EVERYTIME a Quarterback throws for a Touchdown, he will inevetibly throw both his hands up in the air and point to the sky. Why??? What da hell are you pointing at?? The birds?? Superman??? What?? I know all you guys ain't religious! Then some even do the Academy Award winning move of falling down to their knees, tilting their head up screaming as they point skyward. Gimme a break! Why are you on your knees screaming?!! Did you just win the Alamo?? Was Obi-Won Kenobi just struck down in front of you??! What?? What is it?!! SHEESH! Please find another celebratory move! In basketball, this really plucks my butthairs: Whenever one of those little punk dribblers makes a basket and get's fouled they get all HYPED UP banging their chest and yelling "LET'S GO!! LET'S GO!!" as they stomp around the court poking out their lips trying to look mean. What da hell are you screaming "Let's Go!!" for you little bastard??! Those were your first 2 points! AND you will probably miss the freethrow! Stop trying to look hardcore and be a gangsta that you ain't!! It also curls my butthairs when one person makes a basket and then points at another player that passed him the ball and that player points back as they are both running down the court. Both you idiots LOOK STUPID!! What are ya, GAY?? Are you the Wonder Twins trying to form a bucket of water??? AARRGGHH!!! Maybe I need to cut back on my sports watching.


York Jets +3
LEAN OVER 42.5

This is a tough one folks. No matter how you wanna spin it, Titans are just rolling like fruit. (Get it? Fruit Rollups? Those are yummy. I like strawberry.) The reasons why I took Philly yesterday should be the same reasons why I should take Tennessee. These 2 teams are just on another level right now. Maybe some of their games they didn't deserve to win, but ya know what? Chicken Butt. HAHAHA!! I haven't heard that in a while. Oh, anyway, as I was saying, doesn't matter how it gets there, the only thing is the final score in gambling. I mean, I don't care if Brenda the Boobs takes the train, or rides a skateboard to my house, as long as she gets here so I could squeeze'em. So why Jets then? I don't know!! Stop!! The Pressure!! Because they haven't covered ATS wise in their last 5 tries and they have played their opponants extremely competitive in those 5 games. Their record may not show it, but this team scratches and fights throughout, and as a home dog on a televised MNF game with a possibility of McNair not playing, and a good chance this may be decided again by a late FG, gotsda tak'em and da pohnts.