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Tennessee Titans (+3) @ New York Giants – Both the Giants and Titans looked like crap last week, but I'm fairly sure that the Titans have the ace in the hole in this one. Chris Johnson didn't come anywhere near the 100+ yard mark last week against the Pittsburgh Steelers, but he is certain to get there this week, especially if the G-Men are giving up over 150 yards on the ground to the Colts, who never really want to run the ball 40 times in a game like they did last week. If Peyton Manning is smart enough to know that his brother's team can't stop the run, what do you think Johnson is going to do to this club, huh? Titans +3 for me.

Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots (-13.5) – Really… Only 13.5 points after the Pats are coming off of a loss? The Bills might not be able to stick in front of a two TD spread against the UMass Minutemen, let alone the New England Patriots. No doubt, New England -13.5 here.

Cleveland Browns (+10.5) @ Baltimore Ravens – Don't get me wrong. I still love the Ravens in spite of the fact that they lost last week to the Cincinnati Bengals. However, there's something wrong about laying 10.5 points in a game with a team that has scored exactly ten points in each of its first two games, right? Cleveland could be stingy in this one, so I'll go with the winless Browns +10.5.

Pittsburgh Steelers (-2.5) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Told ya so! The Steelers had no business being underdogs to the Titans last week, and even though they tried their damndest to blow it at the end ,there was never a doubt that that ridiculous spread was being covered. I really could care less whether Mickie Mouse was going to be drafted to play quarterback this week for Pittsburgh in Tampa Bay. As long as Troy Polamalu is out there, we're laying Pittsburgh -2.5 against a team that has no business being in the playoff picture.

Cincinnati Bengals @ Carolina Panthers (+3.5) – The Bengals might be coming off of a big win against the Baltimore Ravens last week, but are we too far removed from this team's first road game to know that there is no business that they should be laying 3.5 points in a game? I'm a little weary over Jimmie Clausen making the first start of his career, but when push comes to shove, I'll go with the rook and the Panthers +3.5 to keep this one close if nothing else.

Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints (-4) – Home field advantage is worth three points, right? So let's do some simple math here. New Orleans is only one point better than Atlanta is on a neutral field? Get real. I could care less that Reggie Bush just busted up his leg. It gives him more time to worry about where his Heisman Trophy award is going… Drew Brees will pick this lousy second apart, as no one has tested it all season long after ranking in the bottom third of the league last year. I'm marching with the Saints -4.

San Francisco 49ers (-1) @ Kansas City Chiefs – I wasn't buying into the 49ers this year as a Super Bowl contender, but they're a lot better than an 0-2 team. Kansas City is a lot worse than a 2-0 team as well. This seems like a real easy one to me, just based on those two factors. San Fran -1, even on the road, is a nice price.

Detroit Lions (+10.5) @ Minnesota Vikings – Oh oddsmakers, when will you learn… The Vikes suck! It isn't totally inconceivable to think that the Lions have the better team in this game, believe it or not. Detroit has played two strong games against the Philadelphia Eagles and Chicago Bears, at least one, if not both of which could be better than Minnesota. Watch good ol' Brett Favre throw four picks in this one. Don't be shocked if he gets booed off the field and the Lions come up with the outright upset! Go with Detroit +10.5 without a doubt.

Dallas Cowboys @ Houston Texans (-2.5) – Anyone have any last words for Wade Phillips before he gets thrown out of Dallas by a huge catapult that Jerry Jones is clearly having installed at Dallas Cowboys Stadium this week? No way does Wade get a pass for starting 0-3 against this type of a schedule, especially with the bye week on the horizon… The Texans roll in this one for the first 3-0 start in franchise history. Go with Houston -2.5.

Washington Redskins @ St. Louis Rams (+4) – Here's a good candidate for the first win of the year in the Sam Bradford era. The Skins are okay, but they're not four points better than the Rams are in St. Louis. Bradford has had his team on the verge of two victories this season, but unfortunately only has one cover and two straight losses to show for it. That could change on Sunday. I'm sticking with St. Louis +4.

Philadelphia Eagles (-3) @ Jacksonville Jaguars – Last week, the Jags showed just how bad they were when they were trampled by the San Diego Chargers, who were without Ryan Mathews for the majority of the game. The Iggles had no business not covering the Cowardly Lions last week. Props go out to Andy Reid for making the right call. He might hate Michael Vick, but he gives Philly a significantly better shot to win than Kevin Kolb does. As long as Reid doesn't change his mind again, Vick's Eagles -3 is the pick, even on the road.

Indianapolis Colts (-5.5) @ Denver Broncos – It feels like the Colts win by at least 70 points every time they take on the Broncos. Oh wait, that's because they basically do. Since 2004, the Colts are 5-2 SU and ATS against Denver and have dropped at least 24 points in each game, including the losses. Kyle Orton isn't scoring 20 against this Indy 'D' this week. That being said, I love my odds with Indianapolis -5.5.

San Diego Chargers @ Seattle Seahawks (+5.5) – Are the Broncos that good, are the Seahawks that bad, or is Qwest Field just that hard to play at? I'll take Qwest Field for $400, Alex. I'll be taking the Seahawks +5.5 as home underdogs for a lot more than $400 against anyone in the NFL, especially with the Chargers coming to town without Ryan Mathews.

Oakland Raiders (+4) @ Arizona Cardinals – Someone needs to check my contract and figure out why in the hell I have to pick these crappy West Coast games. The Cards and Raiders both suck. I guess when all else fails, I'll try my best to pick the team that sucks less, and I think that leaves me with Oakland +4.

New York Jets @ Miami Dolphins (-1.5) – Remember to make your tiebreaker picks in this game!!! The Pats got cute last week and tried to beat the Jets with the passing game, and the truth of the matter is that that just isn't going to work more often than not. We tend to believe that the Dolphins are in for a big result here, as they are going to use that tremendous rushing attack to go right at the teeth of a Jets defense that is missing Kris Jenkins for the year. Tony Sparano knows that it won't work all the time, but punting the ball is okay as long as the Fins don't turn it over. This is the game that could separate Miami and the field just a tad in the AFC East at the outset of the season. I'm taking Miami -1.5 on Sunday night!

There is no greater time to try to get into this competition than right now, as every week you beat me gives you another opportunity at that big cash prize at the end of the year. Let's get started right now with my Week 2 picks…

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+2.5) @ Carolina Panthers – Did anyone else watch that Carolina game last week against the G-Men and cringe? The Panthers just don't stand a chance this year once they are forced to throw the football. Jimmy Clausen could be making his debut this week, meaning the Bucs should be in for their first 2-0 start to the season in years. No one wants to watch this game, but Tampa Bay +2.5 is the pick even though the Bucs have been dominated in this series.

Pittsburgh Steelers (+5) @ Tennessee Titans – Woo, are the oddsmakers sipping the Kool Aid in this one! Who cares if the Titans beat the holy crap out of the Raiders last week? They're the freaking Raiders! Pittsburgh's defense looks scary, scary good right now. Troy Polamalu might be more valuable than Ben Roethlisberger. This could be a potential playoff battle this year, and these are the types of games that the men in black and gold just tend to find a way to win. Pittsburgh +5 for me, though I'm not so sure I need the points.

Buffalo Bills @ Green Bay Packers (-13) – Congrats to the Bills for finding a way to score a touchdown against the Miami Dolphins. If all they do this week is score one touchdown, this spread won't be close. Ryan Grant or not, the Packers -13 are the way to go in this one. Green Bay isn't struggling in its home opener against the worst team in the league.

Baltimore Ravens (-1) @ Cincinnati Bengals – Last year, it was considered an upset when the Ravens were beaten by the Bengals. This year, the oddsmakers are still drinking the Cincinnati Kool Aid as well. C'mon, we just saw these guys get trashed by the Pats. They're just not that good. Baltimore would love to get off to a 2-0 start on the road against potential postseason suitors, and it will do just that. Quoth the Ravens -1, covers galore!

Kansas City Chiefs @ Cleveland Browns (-2) – Let me just pull out my super duper ultra high tech supernatural Magic 8-Ball here… Ah, yes… Here we go. Cleveland -2 it is. It already hurt that much to put myself through typing this game, let alone actually trying to sort out which one of these two crappy teams are better.

Philadelphia Eagles (-4) @ Detroit Lions – Look, I love the Lions this year. They got screwed last week and should be 1-0 coming home. I know that the Eagles are going to be a super donkey play, and this totally goes against my natural way of thinking. But did anyone else realize just how good Michael Vick looked last week? Assuming Andy Reid lets him start over the concussed Kevin Kolb, I like the visitors to get back on track. Philly -4 is my NFL pick for this one.

Chicago Bears @ Dallas Cowboys (-8.5) – The Cowboys looked like poo last week, but so did the Bears. There's one difference. One of these teams actually is poo, while the other one is a legitimate playoff contender. Is it just me, or does something stink in the Windy City right now? The Odorless Cowboys -8.5 for me on Sunday.

Arizona Cardinals @ Atlanta Falcons (-7) – Speaking of teams that smell a little funny, what about the Cardinals? C'mon guys… You did everything you could last week to lose to the Rams, and now you think you're coming across the country and beating the Falcons? I don't think so. Atlanta could've beaten Pittsburgh last week very easily. The Falcons -7 says that they take care of business this week.

Miami Dolphins (+5.5) @ Minnesota Vikings – The ghost of Brett Favre isn't going to save the Vikes in this one. Sure, good ol' No. 4 might be able to pull off a ridiculous play or two in this one, but we like the way the Fins looked, even at their worst last week in the narrow escape of Buffalo. This is a winnable game for them, just as it was for the 49ers last year in virtually this exact same spot. It won't walk out with a win, but Miami +5.5 shows that the Dolphins can stick around in this one.

St. Louis Rams @ Oakland Raiders (-3.5) – The Raiders might've looked worse than just about any other team in the NFL last week, but let's stay realistic here. This is still the first ever start on the road for Sam Bradford. Generally speaking, that's not something that works out well for teams that are still really, really bad. I hate doing it, but I have to go with Oakland -3.5.

Seattle Seahawks @ Denver Broncos (-3.5) – Those of you that really think that the Seahawks are for real, say "Ay!"… *Crickets Chirping*… Hmm… You don't buy in either, do you? Pete Carroll will get a taste of what it's like to go on the road again in this league in the much anticipated home debut of Tim Tebow. Timmy makes his grand entrance, and the Broncos -3.5 proves to be the winning play against a team that was god awful on the road last season.

Houston Texans @ Washington Redskins (+3) – All together now: Who the hell is Arian Foster? He's the man that just ran the ball 33 times for 231 yards and three scores on the team that was favored to win the Super Bowl. Had the Texans lost last week, my perception of this game would be totally different. This is a long roadie for them, and going against a Redskins team that looks like it has a pulse this year could prove to be a real challenge. Go with Washington +3 and hope for the upset.

Jacksonville Jaguars @ San Diego Chargers (-9) – Once I saw the Chargers lose to the Chiefs on Monday night, I immediately said that I didn't care what the spread was. The Jags are terrible. They barely beat another terrible team last week. Though they are historically a thorn in the sides of the best teams in the NFL, they aren't going to be able to challenge the Bolts if this one. As long as it wants to, San Diego -9 is the play to make.

New England Patriots (-1) @ New York Jets – Here we go again… Rex Ryan is going to run his yap about how his Jets are being disrespected at home, being an underdog to this overrated punk of Patriots. He's going to mention how New York won this game last year and beat the holy crap out of Tom Brady and that his newly improved secondary will shut this team down and how his running game is that great and… oh wait… by the time he's done yapping, New England will have already walked out of the New Meadowlands with a 'W'. Screw the Jets. Go with the Patriots -1.

New York Giants @ Indianapolis Colts (-5.5) – Remember to make your tiebreaker picks in this game!!! The Colts are coming off of that bad loss to the Texans, and though I tend to believe that the Giants do have the ability to hang in this one, something tells me that they won't. You just know that Peyton is sitting there in practice every day this week and telling his team about the struggles of the G-Men against the Panthers. Note to New York: This isn't the Carolina offense you're trying to take advantage of anymore… I'll wrap up the week with Indianapolis -5.5.